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    Originally posted by Kanzentai View Post
    "I have authority here. It has been given to me by the Galactic Republic." Toma retorted. "If you'd like, you could try it and appeal to them ."
    "Dude, the galactic republic can eat my ass. But if it'll get you out of my house I guess I'll talk to the Brady bunch and get this shit sorted out."


      Toma arrived at the brady bunch house. It's really small, like absurdly small. A dead guy was lying there. You ignored the decomposing body. Tomas then put on gag glasses and strutted.


        "I'll go first to explain the situation." Toma said as he turned his back to them. "I'll be back in a few days. I know it's kinda long, but y'know how bureaucrats work." As he said that, the saiyan took flight in the direction of his space pod.


          "Good God that was stupid." Ori went and petted the creatures and went back to doing his laundry.

          Outside of spacetime, God fast forwarded a few days to get to the good part. Moonlight whacked him over the head for breaking his own rule. "What? I didn't wanna wait that long to watch this RP continue."

          "You could watch someone else you oaf! Urgh! You know who has to clean up after time shifts? Not you, you couch potato!"

          "Whoa, geez, ok, I'll do it, you happy?"


          "I'll do the thing, I'll just record the RP on DVR and watch it later."

          "Y-you'd do that?" She blushed.

          "Yeah yeah, it's no big. Come along, you'll have to teach me anyway."

          "Really? Me teach you?"

          "Yeah, I don't really do this stuff remember? I'm a couch potato."

          "R-right! Well, come on then! Let's not waste any more time."


            Izzet, on the far side of the plane, is very concerned about the space-time magic he felt. Like, holy shit, that's a bothersome sign.

            He considered just leaving before shit got ruined, and then probably he does.


              Moonlight waved her magic wand and her clothes morphed into a pair of coveralls and boots. Her long hair tied itself into a ponytail and shortened to a working length while she strapped on a pair of goggles and then gloves, then God was dressed the same.

              "Why do we have to wear janitor clothes?" He asked.

              "Well we're going to get kinda bloody and messy. Plus, I dunno, they look cool!"


              "Yeah! Bloody~" They left the Heaven dimension and went to outer space. Around the areas of shattered spacetime were some injured Lovecrafts and rainbow goo and stuff leaking from the quantum cracks.

              "So this is what happens every time I fuck with time?" He asked.

              "Yes! That's why I told you to stop." She went to one of her babies who was bleeding space. "Come on, time to be doctors."

              At that point she started showing him how to fix the wounds and mend the rifts and he had to stick his hands in places he didn't want to.


                "Well, I'll just have to wait until one of the fuckers flare up their ki so that I can go there and tell them the... good news?"

                Toma had been successful in convincing the senators to listen to the Cat Cop's plea for the hybrids life, even if it would probably just end up being a waste of everyone's time.


                  Mae Borowski told Ori to flare up his ki. He didn't know what the fuck that meant, so he told one of his pets to flare up their ki. Then it did. Mae waited there with Ori to make sure he had some backup with the galactic whatever they were.


                    Toma appeared as a blur to Mae, then he'd say: "Grab on to your 'pet' then to my leg." he said. "I'll take you straight to 'em." the saiyan explained.

                    (sorry for the delay, I'm really busy these days, like, Jesus)


                      Ori grabbed all of his pets, then Mae grabbed Ori's butt then Toma's.

                      (take your time lol)


                        The group rematerialized in front of a crystal-like palace in a very futuristic city suspended through a graviton machine. Truly a citadel beyond clouds. "Here we are." Toma said, slapping the butt-grabber out of anger.


                          Originally posted by Kanzentai View Post
                          The group rematerialized in front of a crystal-like palace in a very futuristic city suspended through a graviton machine. Truly a citadel beyond clouds. "Here we are." Toma said, slapping the butt-grabber out of anger.
                          Mae took the slap and winked at him before they continued to walk into the palace. Ori put his babies down and they followed, while he said "Hello council of wizards! I bet you're wondering why I gathered you here today..." as they walked in.


                            "Oh, fuck." the saiyan realized. "The council don't speak earth language, so...". Toma approaches the higher-ups. "I'll be doing the translations." said the warrior. "That'd be greatly appreciated." replied the one-eyed, ten tentacles council... woman? I mean, she appears to be wearing lipstick and eyeshadow.


                              Ori cleared his throat. "Um, first of all, could you tell that one that I think she's gorgeous, and we should go on a date sometime?" Ori asked, looking at the one-eyed tentacled council woman.
                              Last edited by Mae Borowski; June 2nd, 2018, 09:40 PM.


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