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    "Testicular Bill of Rights" (lulz)

    A Georgia assemblywoman has introduced a (((joke))) bill, in parody of the states latest efforts to pass new "pro-life" legislation against women.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/state-w...bill-of-rights

    Dubbed the "Testicular Bill of Rights," the law would:
    • ban vasectomies
    • punish doctors who perform them
    • require delinquent fathers to begin paying child support in the first trimester of pregnancy
    • Require married men to show their doctors proof of spousal consent before receiving a prescription for Viagra



    #2
    That is fucking amazing.

    Oi... RussianCoffeeAddict check this out. Let's hear your take on this since you are the residential baby savior.

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      #3
      Eurgh.

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        #4
        Because pulling out is the most difficult thing in the world.

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          #5
          minion meme tier

          Originally posted by Kajin_Style ;n529802
          Do you even step back and ask why a grown person is getting triggered over this? Why half the population is getting regularly triggered?

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            #6
            pffft women wanting to have their cake and abort it too
            Originally posted by Kajin_Style
            I have this illness called "Having-a-Heart" and gives me this irrational sense of empathy and care for my fellow man.

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              #7
              I'd support it

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                #8
                but nothing about banning masturbation

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kajin_Style View Post
                  That is fucking amazing.

                  Oi... RussianCoffeeAddict check this out. Let's hear your take on this since you are the residential baby savior.
                  That would be Wade or King John, really.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Post-Crisis Shob View Post
                    this utter relic of an image

                    why

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                    • OrganizationXV
                      OrganizationXV commented
                      Editing a comment
                      Old man Shob loves his ancient callback memes

                    #11
                    Originally posted by OrganizationXV View Post

                    That would be Wade or King John, really.
                    Apparently, me not supporting one abortion bill (well two, but face it, they were the same bill, lol) because it would basically give unrestrained legal limit to kill a baby whenever (because I have to have faith that doctors will, at all times, never make mistakes and that women, at all times, are never cripplingly evil/stupid/both...neither of which I have a particularly strong belief in, lol) is me being a "bleeding heart baby savior."

                    Of course, even though I'm basically pro-choice (with limits, as 99% of pro-choicers believe in...), I must just be a terrible person for not supporting that one bill.

                    Personally, I think I'd ask what's going on with the blocking of this bill in response to that very same controversy.

                    What was the reasoning behind it? I'm open to an explanation against its passing, but I'm curious what exactly it is.
                    Last edited by RussianCoffeeAddict; March 13th, 2019, 12:41 PM.

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                      #12
                      Originally posted by OrganizationXV View Post

                      That would be Wade or King John, really.
                      Wait, is King John part of the "NO ABORTIONS EVER!" group?

                      Don't get me wrong, stuff like that Virginia abortion bill is gay TBQH, but that attitude is no better, lol.
                      Last edited by RussianCoffeeAddict; March 13th, 2019, 12:53 PM.

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                        #13
                        The funny part is that nothing here is wrong, so she played herself lmao
                        Originally posted by Kajin_Style ;n513566
                        Why should I even give a damn that some faggot is being stoned to death in another country?

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                          #14
                          Originally posted by Max View Post
                          but nothing about banning masturbation
                          lol bill includes a state-enforced 24 hour waiting period for men to purchase sex toys and/or porn



                          10/10 her Dankness is Danker than Yours

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                            #15
                            Originally posted by Post-Crisis Shob View Post

                            lol bill includes a state-enforced 24 hour waiting period for men to purchase sex toys and/or porn



                            10/10 her Dankness is Danker than Yours
                            This only affects gay men and Souls though

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                              #16
                              Originally posted by Max View Post

                              This only affects gay men and Souls though
                              Right???

                              Its 2019.

                              Like--who actually buys their porn?

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                                #17
                                Originally posted by Post-Crisis Shob View Post

                                Right???

                                Its 2019.

                                Like--who actually buys their porn?
                                Who watches porn? Lmao
                                Originally posted by Kajin_Style ;n513566
                                Why should I even give a damn that some faggot is being stoned to death in another country?

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                                  #18
                                  plus you can jerk off to her .gov page

                                  Originally posted by Kajin_Style ;n529802
                                  Do you even step back and ask why a grown person is getting triggered over this? Why half the population is getting regularly triggered?

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                                    #19
                                    Originally posted by DokTOR. View Post

                                    Who watches porn? Lmao
                                    Most people who don't hate their own sexual orientation Doc

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                                      #20
                                      Originally posted by Post-Crisis Shob View Post
                                      Its 2019.
                                      you wouldn't know it looking at the meme you posted
                                      Originally posted by Kajin_Style
                                      I have this illness called "Having-a-Heart" and gives me this irrational sense of empathy and care for my fellow man.

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