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    You become Benevolent Dictator and get to pass any series of laws you want to improve your country....

    SCENARIO: No checks on your power. No one who can say I'm sorry sir. We can't do that. No obstacles of political feasibility or establishment opposition. Any directive you give will simply be followed to the letter and faithfully executed, because you're the Supreme Leader and everyone has to do what you say. Assume you're actually doing the whole "Benevolent Dictator" thing and legitimately trying to wield your power for the purpose of improving the lives of your people.


    What would you do???

    What laws would you change???

    What policies would you enact???
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    Share your agenda, tell other posters, why their agenda is shit, and try not to be too dickish about it.

    Lets see what you guys come up with. (Holding off on posting mine for a little bit, in the grand spirit of I'll show you mine if you show me yours)

    #2
    I'd have a shit-ton of non-partisan but knowledgeable advisors so I don't end up being a dumb asshole, and I'd probably spend a lot of time listening to the major complaints people throw my way.

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      #3
      "Benevolent" dictator huh

      probably kick gypsies out of the country tbqh
      Originally posted by Kajin_Style ;n513566
      Why should I even give a damn that some faggot is being stoned to death in another country?

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        #4
        No interest banks
        Abortion for non medical reasons is illegal
        Serial:
        Killer
        Rapist
        get the death penalty which is being hanged
        Only black people can be in the government
        No non black immigrants period
        State enforced Christianity where the bible is edited to appeal to blacks more, in other words Jesus is a black man from Ethiopia not a jew in this new Christianity, the middle east has no important here either
        Adultery done by women is punishable by jail time, but men can do whatever they want
        Annex the West Indies
        Enslave all non black people still in America
        Only black people can control media
        No more elections my DNA will be your leaders forever
        Wife holding sex for husband is punishable by husband knocking her upside the head until she gets her head straight but girlfriends can do this to you
        Reinvent black culture so things like rap and hip hop which are the creations of white people and "white" people go into the trash and are never heard from again
        Atheism is banned
        Drug overdoses wont receive medical treatment
        No welfare
        Women must have their natural hair all the time no more perms to imitate white women
        Revise history to make it seem as though blacks always ruled America then kill anyone who tries to disprove it

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          #5
          Originally posted by Doctor. View Post
          kick gypsies out of the country tbqh
          Congratulations.

          That's not the worst idea in this thread.

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            #6
            I will change the national anthem of the United States to this.

            Just to piss everyone off.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Post-Crisis Shob View Post

              Congratulations.

              That's not the worst idea in this thread.
              Implying it's a bad idea in the slightest

              You don't have to interact with these people
              Originally posted by Kajin_Style ;n513566
              Why should I even give a damn that some faggot is being stoned to death in another country?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Doctor. View Post

                Implying it's a bad idea in the slightest

                You don't have to interact with these people
                ...I'm generally skeptical towards the idea that the way to improve a country is to take a group of people in the country, and kick them out.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Post-Crisis Shob View Post

                  ...I'm generally skeptical towards the idea that the way to improve a country is to take a group of people in the country, and kick them out.
                  "if you take out the people who don't work, who steal from regular citizens, live on government gibsmedat and teach their kids to be cunts from a young age, your country won't get better"

                  Delusion
                  Originally posted by Kajin_Style ;n513566
                  Why should I even give a damn that some faggot is being stoned to death in another country?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Post-Crisis Shob View Post

                    Congratulations.

                    That's not the worst idea in this thread.
                    kagami does set a pretty stiff standard

                    Originally posted by DokTOR.
                    I am quite a fan of penis yes

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Doctor. View Post

                      "if you take out the people who don't work, who steal from regular citizens, live on government gibsmedat and teach their kids to be cunts from a young age, your country won't get better"

                      Delusion
                      ...okay...

                      So you kick all the gypsies out of Portugal. You have a purely Portuguese Portugal now with purely Portuguese problems.

                      That still leaves you as head of a former colonial superpower in a post-colonial modern economy, facing all the trials and tribulations of a once-great nation in decline.

                      What else ya got???

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Post-Crisis Shob View Post

                        ...okay...

                        So you kick all the gypsies out of Portugal. You have a purely Portuguese Portugal now with purely Portuguese problems.

                        That still leaves you as head of a former colonial superpower in a post-colonial modern economy, facing all the trials and tribulations of a once-great nation in decline.

                        What else ya got???
                        I didn't say no immigration. I said no gypsies.
                        Originally posted by Kajin_Style ;n513566
                        Why should I even give a damn that some faggot is being stoned to death in another country?

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                          #13
                          Blow up our nuclear power plant, but before that: warn my citizens and the nearby countries (except Romania) about what I'm about to do.
                          This results in millions of white people flocking towards the West, making them the majority again.
                          Eastern Europe is no longer, but I managed to make the much more relevant West white again.
                          Originally posted by #83.6666666667;n457918

                          That 1/3 is more than ~5% you idiot, but less than 2/3. That makes it most of the population but less than the greatest amount.

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                            #14
                            God u people all suck at being benevolent dictators

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Post-Crisis Shob View Post
                              God u people all suck at being benevolent dictators
                              Maybe because that's an oxymoron

                              But I'd just take a page out of Frederick the Great's or Bismarck's book: mostly apolitical approach to government using large social and educational reforms to aid the working class
                              Last edited by DokTOR.; July 25th, 2018, 01:18 PM.
                              Originally posted by Kajin_Style ;n513566
                              Why should I even give a damn that some faggot is being stoned to death in another country?

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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Doctor. View Post
                                large social and educational reforms to aid the working class
                                Elaborate.

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                                  #17
                                  Fer real tho, I'm going to use the United States as a vessel for my vision for humanity.

                                  First I will take over Canada, to piss off Gunboat Diplomat because I know he hates the US. Then I will take over Mexico to pump more tacos out of them. Then I will take over all of South America for shits and giggles. All this while blasting the teletubbie anthem on their electronic devices through hacking. #WyThaFuqNaught

                                  Once that's done, I will form an alliance from the conquered territories and get serious. I will attempt to grab as many countries on the other side of the planet as possible, by cooperation if possible, by force if necessary. After that is done, I will rename the alliance to "The Sol Empire," and change the standard military uniform to be dark blue, emerald green, and platinum white, with the primary symbol of this new empire being the Earth itself. Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!

                                  I will then form a cult where humanity is glorified as the apex being destined to conquer the universe. Science will be glorified as the manifestation of humanity's nature as ever-evolving badasses and the means by which we will ascend to godhood! Anybody who detriments humanity's capability of ascending to godhood will be ruthlessly purged, including but not limited to:

                                  Religious people.
                                  Ethno-nationalists and ethno-supremacists.
                                  Conservatives.
                                  Liberals.
                                  Communists.
                                  Socialists.
                                  Anyone not 100% straight.

                                  Etc, etc, etc, anybody that's not the perfect embodiment of a human supremacist who seeks to do nothing but contribute to humanity's rise into space and destroy any enemies we may encounter.

                                  Once that is done, humanity will be ripe to commence its new conquest of the Milky Way Galaxy...and eventually...the entire universe...
                                  Last edited by RussianCoffeeAddict; July 25th, 2018, 04:57 PM.

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                                    #18
                                    Abolish the concept of money, no bartering either, jobs will be done so that work can be done without wages with set hours, instead of buying what you want, you go to the places where you would normally get something, but you get it for free, anything that needs to be done in the country will be unaffected by costs, you just get the people to perform the jobs for the benefit of the country, people who want to protect can become police, people who want to build can be builders, without worrying about costs damages can be easily fixed and nothing needs to be cut, we will build a utopia :P

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                                      #19
                                      1) Focus on developing new technologies; scientific progress will not be limited in favour of profit (like it is now).
                                      2) Fiat currency and usury will be destroyed; we will have a gold backed currency system, something outside of the control of the banking cartel in Switzerland. If possible, I would like to find a way to live without any sort of currency, but that will be implemented later.
                                      3) New education systems, offering the freedom of discussion, irrespective of the topic. Education will not be enforced, nor will we have rigid exams. Meditation will be a mandatory part of the curriculum and a greater emphasis will be placed on freedom of choice in study from a younger age. I'm not gonna force children who clearly suck at math to do math and make them look stupid, discouraging them from education throughout their teen years. That is the opposite of the goal here.
                                      4) A Meritocracy will be in place. However, those who do not pull their weight will be taken care of. Their basic needs and some leasure expenses will be covered.
                                      5) Criminals will go to jail, but the jails will not be the hotbed of rape and degeneracy they are now. You can't actually rehabilitate criminals by subjecting them to further torture.
                                      6) 4 hour work days.
                                      7) Emphasis will be placed upon automating systems, giving people more freedom to work on their own existence, spend time with their families, and bond with their communities.
                                      8) Anyone who disagrees with my system will be allowed to live on a separate island with other likeminded dickcheese breaths. Think Brave New World. I did like that idea from the book.

                                      These are some ideas. Haven't thought about it too deeply.

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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Post-Crisis Shob View Post

                                        Elaborate.
                                        I mean, we already have plenty of key things unlike a certain country that desperately needs them (universal health care, decriminalizing drugs, low tuition fees, etc), but the biggest problem with our country is that we don't produce our own stuff, our culture is being overrun by american influence and this combined with the fact that the educational system basically teaches kids on the dl that they should go to uni so they can be qualified enough to leave the country and get a job elsewhere... makes things a bit troublesome, to say the least, considering we're an aging country and a vast majority of young college graduates leave to the UK or the US. The working class is uneducated (most didn't even know how to read a few generations back) and aging and the younger generation is leaving. At the same time, minimum wage isn't terribly high, which makes starting a new life for post-graduates very difficult, so they're not entirely unjustified in leaving.

                                        Still, public schools should foster patriotic sentiments or at least have a less self-deprecating approach when talking about national maters, and the State should stop funding private schools and giving scholarships to students from private schools (this shouldn't even be said, but somehow nobody brings this up) and focus entirely on the public schools, where the children of the proletariat attend. Make internships widespread during high school, as they are very scarce now and restricted to a reduced number of courses. And by giving bigger and better scholarships to poor students by using the money being unnecessarily given to private schools, they'll be able to attend high school and university without a cent from their pocket/their parent's pocket and save money in order to start a life and work within the country.

                                        There's obviously a whole lot of other variables to take into account, but I feel like a reform of the educational system comes first. The school system also needs to be more pragmatic and useful to everyday life, and we should stop hiring incompetent teachers and be more rigorous and meticulous in universities (at least in the Humanities), but that's already getting into the specifics.
                                        Last edited by DokTOR.; July 25th, 2018, 01:53 PM.
                                        Originally posted by Kajin_Style ;n513566
                                        Why should I even give a damn that some faggot is being stoned to death in another country?

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                                        • DokTOR.
                                          DokTOR. commented
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                                          oh wow socialism isn't all bad, don't tell pg13 or he may try to shoot up a school at this shocking revelation

                                        • Aure0lin
                                          Aure0lin commented
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                                          dont give him any ideas

                                        • RussianCoffeeAddict
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                                          Ya'll r fuqqin' retards.

                                          Socialism = wanting everyone to starve all the time.

                                          #KnowTheDifference
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