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    #21
    Originally posted by Post-Crisis Shob View Post
    *wahhhhhhhhhhhh*there's no wifi and the seats aren't big enough *wahhhhhhhhhh*

    ...and then what happened???

    Did you cut across a cloudscape in a flying chariot like a demigod of Greek Legend?

    Did you live the impossible dream of antiquity and partake in the miracle of human flight?

    *wahhhhhhhhh* the cabin smells like recycled farts and there's no air fresheners .



    Fucking Crybabies.
    Mostly what Organization said, but there's bound to be negatives to everything we do as humans. Especially when it involves technology.
    Also hang gliding may give more of such an experience anyway since it's an individual thing.
    Last edited by TechTastic; January 4th, 2019, 11:04 AM.

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      #22
      Originally posted by RussianCoffeeAddict View Post

      To be fair, looking out of the window to see the scenery slowly moving is an enjoyable affair.


      For about 5 minutes.
      If you're fully present, even doing literally nothing for hours is a pleasurable experience.

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        #23
        Originally posted by Aure0lin View Post
        smells pretty bad, a few dollars for some air fresheners could go a long way
        Which is funny because flight tickets as well as seats tend to be $1K or even double that a lot of the time, especially for connection flights.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Pocket Rocket View Post
          When you need to throw some garbage away real quick but they won't let you open the window.
          Because you can't open windows on airplanes, duh. They're basically sealed shut, what you need to do is open the door.[/QUOTE]

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            #25
            Originally posted by #83.6666666667 View Post

            Because you can't open windows on airplanes, duh. They're basically sealed shut, what you need to do is open the door.
            I'll keep that in mind.
            Originally posted by Kajin_Style
            I say the japanese schoolgirl. She'll pull out a whistle and summon a mecha to fight for her.
            Meanwhile the catholic girl prays to an imaginary god that throughout all his biblical feats has not once saved someone from a fight.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Pocket Rocket View Post
              I'll keep that in mind.
              Also make sure you scream "Allah Akbar", that's basically going to tell everyone in the plane to make sure they don't have papers out because there might be a slight breeze when you open the door. And we don't want them to lose their papers now do we?

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                #27
                Originally posted by #83.6666666667 View Post

                Also make sure you scream "Allah Akbar", that's basically going to tell everyone in the plane to make sure they don't have papers out because there might be a slight breeze when you open the door. And we don't want them to lose their papers now do we?
                True. Good thinking.
                Originally posted by Kajin_Style
                I say the japanese schoolgirl. She'll pull out a whistle and summon a mecha to fight for her.
                Meanwhile the catholic girl prays to an imaginary god that throughout all his biblical feats has not once saved someone from a fight.

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                  #28
                  They are too Plain.

                  •¿•

                  If the made them look like anime characters, then I would not mind.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by #83.6666666667 View Post

                    Also make sure you scream "Allah Akbar", that's basically going to tell everyone in the plane to make sure they don't have papers out because there might be a slight breeze when you open the door. And we don't want them to lose their papers now do we?
                    Anyone with noise-cancelling headphones may not hear that :p

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                      That's what the gun is for.
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