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    the solution to lack of energy is JACKING OFF

    after 3 days of not having energy and not having the ability to sleep, this is the solution..

    what the freak kind of shrek land have I wandered into/what is adulthood doing to me
    Last edited by Mr. G; April 9th, 2019, 02:14 PM.

    #2
    I usually wanna go to bed after I spank the tank.

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      #3
      How does it give you energy if it allows you to go to sleep, viz. it makes you tired.

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        #4
        no thanks i'm about to break last year's no-fap april streak
        Originally posted by Kajin_Style
        I have this illness called "Having-a-Heart" and gives me this irrational sense of empathy and care for my fellow man.

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          #5
          Not Fapping because the internet told you to is killing this country.
          I'm sure it's the government that started that shit to keep us pent up little anger balls that can't fix our problems.
          Give yourself a good tugging nightly and you can sleep better, be happier, have a healthier prostate...
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            #6
            Jacking off makes you weak mentally. I bet most of you losers didn't get through no nut november

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              #7
              I bet most of you beta fucks don't even masturbate with an actual jackhammer

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                #8
                Nope. Use that wank energy to do something productive.

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                  #9
                  How much energy is there in a wank? And more importantly, can NASA use that energy?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Thar View Post
                    I bet most of you beta fucks don't even masturbate with an actual jackhammer
                    My cock is a jackhammer

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by #83.6666666667 View Post
                      How much energy is there in a wank? And more importantly, can NASA use that energy?
                      The answer to both: It depends on your determination.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Max View Post

                        My cock is a jackhammer
                        demolishing assholes for new pavement, heyooooo

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Max View Post
                          Jacking off makes you weak mentally. I bet most of you losers didn't get through no nut november
                          What's that??

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kajin_Style View Post

                            What's that??
                            A physical trial that only the most mentally and physically disciplined of men can endure.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Max View Post

                              A physical trial that only the most mentally and physically disciplined of men can endure.

                              Oh no... I definitely can't do that.

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