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    Google Florida Man followed by your birthday (i.e. Florida Man August 9)

    What's your headline???

    I got "Florida Man Claimed to Be Surrounded by Cats and Alligators Before Being Arrested for Murder"


    #2
    ...this fucking state...

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      #3
      Unironically the best state.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Ziku View Post
        Unironically the best state.
        I put in my wife's birthday and got Florida man found in his underwear rolling around parking lot in an office chair

        This place is a circus

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          #5
          https://abc7chicago.com/florida-man-...sters/3438592/


          March 7:
          'Barbecue all the child molesters': Florida man accused of trying to set multiple people on fire
          Last edited by Max; March 21st, 2019, 11:42 AM.

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            #6
            September 21st for me. Here's mine.

            https://www.tampabay.com/news/florid...rove-20180921/
            Florida man likes to garden in the nude, and his neighbors don't approve

            So yeah.

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              #7
              >kissimmee

              Doesn't fucking shock me. I can say, with absolutely no hyperbole, that Kissimmee is Florida's WoAT. Pretty much a mini Puerto Rico over there. And now their runoff is infesting my town.

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                #8
                April 23rd

                Unprovoked Florida man punches girl, knocks her unconscious.

                https://www.wtxl.com/news/unprovoked...c892a345c.html
                Last edited by Ryoko; March 21st, 2019, 11:23 AM.

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                  #9
                  September 26

                  Florida man tossed over bridge during fight

                  https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbc...1.html%3famp=y

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                    #10
                    I actually didnt get anything lol

                    closest i could find happened a day before my bday:

                    https://www.wpsdlocal6.com/2019/01/1...by-helicopter/

                    fucking brutal, yeowch

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                      #11
                      Florida man charged in connection with 14 bombs sent to Trump critics

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                        #12
                        "Judge says Florida man can no longer order pizza"

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                          #13
                          Naked Gun: Police say nude, drunk Florida man fired weapons

                          https://www.apnews.com/f91801c4b16245afb65d2ddde9c978e5

                          Also!

                          Florida man claims he killed, dismembered roommate because he was possibly ‘next mass killer,’ cops say

                          https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...iller-cops-say

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                            #14
                            Nov 1. Florida Man breaks into houses looking for fights, finds pizza and arrest.
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                              #15
                              https://www.clickorlando.com/news/fl...ell-in-volusia

                              I mean, it could be worse.

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                                #16
                                you're not the boss of me

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                                  #17
                                  "Florida man shoots Facebook Live from inside the eye of a hurricane"

                                  ...Not that bad, all things considered...

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                                    #18
                                    December 15th

                                    Florida Man High on Flakka Rams Car into Jail to 'Visit Friends'

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                                      #19
                                      "Florida man chugged can of beer during DUI stop"

                                      Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by znjfl View Post
                                        December 15th

                                        Florida Man High on Flakka Rams Car into Jail to 'Visit Friends'
                                        In all fairness, the logic behind that one is sound.

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