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    God damn bears are invading my country illegally

    Bears were spotted in northern Portugal a few days ago for the first time in centuries, ever since they were hunted down and chased from our borders in the 19th century

    How do we stop this spanish menace? I'm counting on you, fellow American friends, in dealing with these creatures
    Originally posted by Kajin_Style ;n513566
    Why should I even give a damn that some faggot is being stoned to death in another country?

    #2
    Spend five billion or fifteen billion or twenty five billion or...

    Get Spain or Kickstarter to pay for a wall to keep them out.

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      #3
      Invest in the only 2 things that can take out any bear

      Guns and tigers

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        #4
        A few years ago I went hiking with a few of my boys and we saw a juvenile GTIZZLY BEAR standing in our way about 20 feet or so away but on lower elevation. I famously stood my ground when my boys wanted to turn around and there used to be video proof of the bear. Of course the bear saw my stature and skin color and sensed my inner tiger spirit so it backed off

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          #5
          One word.

          Nukes.
          Originally posted by Gawayn;n109223
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            #6
            Just leave them alone. They'll eventually starve to death after not finding anything at all in Portugal.
            Originally posted by Kajin_Style
            I have this illness called "Having-a-Heart" and gives me this irrational sense of empathy and care for my fellow man.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Don Tigris View Post
              A few years ago I went hiking with a few of my boys and we saw a juvenile GTIZZLY BEAR standing in our way about 20 feet or so away but on lower elevation. I famously stood my ground when my boys wanted to turn around and there used to be video proof of the bear. Of course the bear saw my stature and skin color and sensed my inner tiger spirit so it backed off
              this is you

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                #8
                (non-)white genocide incoming

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                  #9
                  Laws don't apply to bears

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Chara View Post
                    Laws don't apply to bears
                    Unless they are someone's pets.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by OrganizationXV View Post
                      Spend five billion or fifteen billion or twenty five billion or...

                      Get Spain or Kickstarter to pay for a wall to keep them out.
                      There's a huge BORDER CRISIS in Portugal right now.

                      My friends there, I have many, many friends in Portugal, they tell me that there are miles long lines of bears marching through Spain.

                      THOUSANDS of them coming to the border! I'm told there's many dangerous bears in the group. Not just the funny Russian circus bears, no, wild ones that have a history of violence.

                      I'm declaring a national emergency for Portugal to appropriate funds to build a mighty wall along the border.

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                      • Wade
                        Wade commented
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                        We'll build the wall, and Mexico will pay for it!

                      #12
                      Originally posted by Wade View Post

                      Unless they are someone's pets.
                      But are you gonna see cops arresting bears? Come on dude

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                        #13
                        Originally posted by Wade View Post

                        Unless they are someone's pets.
                        That would be awesome, no lie. Someone has enough pet bears to cause a border problem

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                          #14
                          Portugal isn’t a part of Spain???

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                            #15
                            You're just gonna have to abandon the country. Look at the North Pole and Alaska. You're better off just letting the bears have that land.
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