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    My Hamster needs help

    Poor fella. It's a Hamster.

    His exercise wheel is too big. Every time he runs around in it, his dick busts right out of it's skin.

    We've taken him to the vet for this before, and they put stitches on it. But now it's happening again. I've never seen anything so hilarious and heartbreaking at the same time.
    Originally posted by Kajin_Style
    Quiet cathartic really.

    #2
    Just get rid of the exercise wheel.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Cid View Post
      Just get rid of the exercise wheel.
      Would that really work?
      Originally posted by Kajin_Style
      Quiet cathartic really.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pocket Rocket View Post
        Would that really work?
        Does his dick bust out of its skin if it's not in the wheel?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Cid View Post
          Does his dick bust out of its skin if it's not in the wheel?
          No.
          Originally posted by Kajin_Style
          Quiet cathartic really.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pocket Rocket View Post
            No.
            Then it'll work. Let him get fat

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              #7
              Originally posted by Cid View Post

              Then it'll work. Let him get fat
              But then his container will get too small and we'll be right back to square one.
              Originally posted by Kajin_Style
              Quiet cathartic really.

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                #8
                Have you tried feeding him hamster food?


                " The work of the gods is over. "

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pocket Rocket View Post
                  But then his container will get too small and we'll be right back to square one.
                  Castration is the only option, then.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Darkseeker1379 View Post
                    Have you tried feeding him hamster food?
                    Once a week yeah.

                    Originally posted by Cid View Post
                    Castration is the only option, then.
                    How will this fix his wheel?
                    Originally posted by Kajin_Style
                    Quiet cathartic really.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Pocket Rocket View Post
                      Once a week yeah.


                      How will this fix his wheel?
                      It won't, but it'll make him miserable enough that it won't be a problem anymore.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Cid View Post

                        It won't, but it'll make him miserable enough that it won't be a problem anymore.
                        That's the last time I come to T5 for help.
                        Originally posted by Kajin_Style
                        Quiet cathartic really.

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                          #13
                          ???...........

                          dude....W..T..F???.....




                          uhhh....n..n..nevermind...i totally didn't read anything...i'll be leaving now nerd pocket.....



                          boy oh boy dude >_>

                          Always better to totally mend things then turn a blind cheek....thee Goddess accepts this challenge indeed...

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Goddess18 View Post
                            i'll be leaving now nerd pocket.....
                            Nice.
                            Originally posted by Kajin_Style
                            Quiet cathartic really.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Goddess18 View Post
                              ???...........

                              dude....W..T..F???.....




                              uhhh....n..n..nevermind...i totally didn't read anything...i'll be leaving now nerd pocket.....



                              boy oh boy dude >_>
                              Calm down. It's just a hamster penis.

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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Pocket Rocket View Post
                                Nice.
                                pocket...dude...

                                you seriously can't still hate me dude....



                                like jesus fucking skittle tit christ dude....you totally can't be serious...


                                Seems we'll never get along dude...but i totally refuse to believe that buddy

                                Always better to totally mend things then turn a blind cheek....thee Goddess accepts this challenge indeed...

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                                  #17
                                  Well so much for that.
                                  Originally posted by Kajin_Style
                                  Quiet cathartic really.

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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Pocket Rocket View Post
                                    Well so much for that.
                                    dude can u just fucking give me the benefit of the doubt for fucking ONCE buddy!??

                                    like hell dude...



                                    I'm totally trying to get back in your good graces as thee goddess totally wishes to be loved by all this time around....

                                    your totally kinda making it difficult as hell my friend.....

                                    come on pocket what gives dude??...

                                    I've been sorry about what i said for years now...... *sigh*

                                    Always better to totally mend things then turn a blind cheek....thee Goddess accepts this challenge indeed...

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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Goddess18 View Post
                                      I'm totally trying to get back in your good graces
                                      You were never in them before lol.
                                      Originally posted by Kajin_Style
                                      Quiet cathartic really.

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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Pocket Rocket View Post
                                        You were never in them before lol.


                                        ..........??

                                        totally sure dude have it your way then.....geez

                                        totally fuck it i give up dude....

                                        Always better to totally mend things then turn a blind cheek....thee Goddess accepts this challenge indeed...

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